D’you Know Why Doesn’t He Get Any Bite?

A man tootles down the street,

Thinks of buying some awesome treat.

Could he buy himself some food?

Could he buy a showpiece  from wood?

So as he goes on thinking  -

So as he goes on looking,

Can you guess anything’s  found?

Can you guess who’s around?

No people, not a single one!

And so nothing really for fun!

With no one around, he turns angry,

Hungry and angry – angry and hungry.

But I have forgotten something,

I’ve really not mentioned a thing:

Why quite he doesn’t get any bite?

Because it is two at night!

(here ‘two’ means 2 o’ clock)